@alexlindsay is there a GMT twitter feed I can follow? #
Pigeonhole principle: If you have 5 pairs of shoes in your closet and you grab 6 shoes, you will be assured of at least one complete pair. #

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I’m so impressed with the architecture, art, design, and choreography of the Olympics. A beautiful example of how it should be done. #
The protective gear they wear for fencing looks like 1950s sci-fi space suits. They need to have a V-Stripe to complete the effect. #
@jowyang Last Olympics German media was criticized for focusing primarily on German winners rather than global, wonder if that’ll happen aga #
@jowyang Last Olympics Ohio media was criticized for focusing on Ohio winners [...]

@scottanderson I like how Twitterific ads never blink, flash, or ask to punch the monkey.@chockenberry, Pride of Orange County, great job! #
@shodson Twhirl’s nice, but it doesn’t talk to “Growl” and that’s the dealbreaker for me. #
making an effort to cut down on bacn in my inbox. #
via @hotdogsladies http://xrl.us/MerlinsCard #

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What is better than “best”? “Excellent”, apparently. http://tinyurl.com/58bbtq #
installing drivers for an old HP all-in-one scanner-printer-wafflemaker. Worried that the driver will take up permanent residence in my dock #
@maccast Maybe they are running out of room on Wikipedia. I was afraid this day would come. #
“I’ll see you at the debates, bitches” could end up being the most memorable line from campaign 2008. #
@CHCtwitter Awesome production values. What program did you use to do the lower 3rd [...]

@jeffmcneill Only 79 browser tabs open right now. Need to catch up. Maybe I’ll cmd-click some LOLcats or something. #
@jeffmcneill currently getting down to inbox zero, then browser tab zero, then desktop zero, then bowl of ice cream zero. #
@ironicsans They fixed that file problem in Windows Mojave. #
@rodsantiano you bought a song on iTunes with DRM? THAT’s the crime. Amazon.com has DRM-free mp3s. #
@whatevrnvrmind Why couldn’t you use gmail for all your email? http://www.google.com/a/ [...]

@johnculberson Let us know which members of congress are using twitter as they sign up. #

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@pixelhandler Good WP themes: Freshy http://tinyurl.com/m32oa, Revolution http://www.revolutiontheme.com/ #
@GrammarGirl http://tinyurl.com/64me48 #
@pixelhandler Likewise, thanks for Cutline. I’ll add it to the toolbox. Please write a blog post with all your faves and post it here. #
On my way up to Temecula with the wife and kids. Wish me luck. #

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@chockenberry Great. Now I can stalk your cat. #
@tacanderson you should follow @shodson, @yafd, @guynameddave, @rodsantiano, @lileks, @johnculberson, @jeffmcneill, @chctwitter #
World’s oldest joke–1900bc http://tinyurl.com/64maks somehow @hotdogsladies @scottsimpson @lonelysandwich keep the fart joke genre fresh #
Oh bother. My kingdom for a spellchecker in Photoshop. #
Heard about a job applicant who put his parole officer down as a character reference. Well done. #
via @lileks: The number of times you enter and leave a cemetery may vary, but in [...]

@jeffmcneill I thought I was the only one who consistenly had 30 or more tabs open on my browser. #
My awesome Armenian neighbor just offered me carte blanche use of his pool. Cool. #

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passed the Interconnecting Cisco Network Devices Exam 1 and is now a CCENT. Looking for work in IT. #
@assignmentdesk7 Really? I’ve got a relative with a condo in baja who has invited us, but I’m terrified of kidnappings, etc. #
@thegizwiz got pics of the damage? #
Can you communicate more or less in 140 characters in Japanese Kanji? Also, what does this mean? ???????????????????????????? #

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